Amanita: “The Infernal Third is the worst season of our year…! Honestly, how do you prepare for it ta’ start rainin’ fire all of a sudden?! Answer: Fire proof coating… or don’t live in a wooden house!
COME ON YOU SHORT ASS!”
Lariat: “*Huff* Tell me… have you ever tried running in heavy armour…?”
Bubbly’s Guide to Estrosia:
Do you see that pony in the moon there? That’s what Selena herself looks like! At night she purposely burns an image into the moon, knowing very well that it pisses her sister off to no end. A common folk tale claims that one time a mare who openly mocked Selena, to her face no less, had images of herself performing unspeakable acts with a rake burned onto the moon for all to see! Selena certainly isn’t a saint, but Celeste is much worse… If you’d like an equivalent; you could consider it as a battle between Luna with a little bit of Trollestia mixed in vs Tyrant-Celestia, Trollestia, and Molestia all in one explosive package of pure Alicorn malice. Grab the popcorn… and definitely stand a safe distance…!
We will be resuming shortly…
Amanita: “Woohoo…! Ah’m comin’ back… and the updates that are due soon are going ta’ be good!”
This is Rainbow Crash, 4 years after the events of Elements of Discord.
He led the few remaining ponies still loyal to Celeste into the furthest north easterly reaches to avoid Selena, who would surely punish them for their part in past events. What awaited them was an arctic wasteland. Survival out there was incredibly harsh, they were forced to live and take shelter in an ancient ruined outpost in the middle of the seemingly endless white void. One day Crash would leave his fellow Ex-Royalists to seek out supplies alone, but he vanishes without a trace in the middle of a large scale blizzard and doesn’t return.
Future Crash will have a huge impact on current Amanita. If he hadn’t done what he did in those distant events, the A-J story wouldn’t even exist. So basically, everything that ever happens has him to indirectly thank for, good or bad. What happened to him? You’ll have to wait and see; there are 3 characters out there who are already in on it… and sadly they will never answer us until the pivotal time finally comes.
Oh. And I guess this also makes a pretty sweet 1920 x 1080p background too, if you think you can handle Crash glaring at you every time you power up.
"R-Rainbow Crash? Is that you?"
"Here’s a hint!"
Game of Thrones T.V spoilers (Current)
Ah’m the sexiest pone on tha’ block. Even more so than that “Applenita” imposter; who’s rubbish by tha’ way.
(The song’s Whigfield - Saturday Night, in case you’re wondering.)
Oh my Amanita-
Day 1 of 7 for our vacation week, reblogging some of our best comics from the past two years!
Artwork by CS Moore
Ahhh! Me with horrid wings!
Enduring the Rule of Estrosia.
Robbery is a way of life.
Happy Australia Day!
This picture is quite reblogable!
finally.. she’s real… T uT/)
Ahh! Where did she come from?